mtg cards with alternate casting costs What's the benefit of Madness as an alternative cost? Ooooh this should be fun.

When you really want to put them in the chokehold, Death Cloud will really lock them down

Even the smallest creature becomes a massive threat by counting every artifact and enchantment you control, often ending games in just a few attacks

When this creature enters, you may say "I'm here." If you do, it deals 3 damage to target player

It puts a fast clock on your opponents, and its even resilient since embalm means they have to kill it twice

This is the type of cheesy meta joke that feels perfectly suited to Deadpool (or at least depictions of the character that don't get bogged down in crude humor or catchphrases)